The Things That Come From His Mouth
Some of the random things you will hear while talking to our three-year-old wonder boy, Colin: "Please pretty?!" (instead of 'pretty please'!). "I left my good boy in the woods, so I'm just going to be naughty today." "Kami, can you get the crusty blood out of my ears?" (this is referring to when there is earwax in his ears!). "Chicka now now Chicka now now" (our dear, sweet three-year-old sings this and it sounds a LOT like low-budget porn music). (At breakfast) "I'm not hungry for oatmeal, I'm hungry for dinner." I ask him, "well what's for dinner?" He responds with, "a treat!" We've told him countless times that we have too many toys at home, so before we get new toys, we're going to donate some of our toys to kids who don't have as many. While walking through Target the other day he insisted, "Kami, we NEED to go home so that I can give all the little kids ALL of my toys -...